Rolling Into Chaos at Roll Dxb 🎢✨

Roll Dxb is the type of place that hits you with neon lights, loud bass, and instant confidence, the kind that says, “Yeah, I totally remember how to skate.”Spoiler: I do know how to skate… I just hadn’t done it in a while, so the first few minutes were basically me rebooting like a forgotten iPad.

Walking in through the glowing “Follow the White Rabbit” portal felt like stepping into a retro fever dream. The lights. The music. The vibe. Everything screamed: take pictures first, fall later. I strapped on my skates, tightened my wrist guards, and rolled out a little cautiously, you know, that warm-up lap where you pretend you’re “just checking the floor.”

But once the muscle memory kicked in, it was over for everyone. Suddenly, I was gliding, spinning (small spins, let’s not get dramatic), weaving through people, and living my best 2014-roller-rink-movie-scene fantasy.

The place is basically Gen Z Disneyland:

✨ Neon signs

✨ Heart-shaped frames

✨ Graffiti walls

✨ Endless photo opportunities

✨ And a playlist straight from TikTok’s For You Page

Every corner looked like a reel waiting to happen.

By the end, my legs were warm, my confidence was back, and my camera roll was giving “skater girl returns stronger than ever.” Roll Dxb wasn’t just a skating session; it was a whole mood, a whole aesthetic, a whole comeback arc.

Would I go again?

Obviously.

Skating skills? Restored.